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cut some brownies 

Grandma: I need to go to the powder room to cut some brownies.

Grandson: Huh?

Batch of Vegan Brownies 

Explosive diarrhea that smells like rotting vegetables.
Man the last time I ate there I got a batch of vegan brownies.

special brownies 

chocolate brownies with weed mixed in the batter.
i ate some kick ass brownies and got faded. special brownies is the shit!

Brownies à La Mode 

The occasion in which defalcation and ejaculation occur simultaneously. Also may be referred to as shitting and cumming
Dang! That guy’s layin’ logs and sploogin’ sauce! He’s makin’ Brownies à La Mode!”

clutching your brownies 

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it
Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

Dude, I wanna make brownies 

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.
Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.