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beardless james marriot 

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street
Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

Brandeis Goggles 

The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.

beardless bitch 

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.
Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.
beardless bitch by ninefoureight November 23, 2011
When someone isn't bald but has hair not bald
I'm so baldless compared to bald Geoffrey
Baldless by Baldless February 12, 2018
People with no brain, idiot, dumb...
Or, people dressed like homeless listening bad reggea, anytime sleeping, with antique shoes (nastase for exemple), and who have a strap in his hair, like youg school girl...
and who is a looser at 'trivial pursuit'.
toumeuh is a 'brainless'.
brainless by pozi October 19, 2006
When a woman choses to wear an outfit without the use of a support brassiere. Going without her bra, bare boobed if you will.
"going out braless tonight"
braless by MikeyVanMichealson July 30, 2008