brain twister 

a proposition, thing or problem that is so complicated that one cannot solve or steer clear of it easily however hard one tries; a very difficult problem

The boy is so weak in mathematics that he regards even simple mathematical problems as brain twisters.

brain twister by uttam maharjan February 8, 2010

twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.

A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"

twitter brain by coystags May 19, 2020

Twitter Brain

The thinking process that results from using Twitter by which people can no longer engage in discussion without making extreme assumptions and personal attacks. Often coupled with the inability to think rationally and cognitive dissonance.

Guy 1: Brian just Tweeted that there is literally no way fraud could have taken place in the 2020 election as U.S. elections are to secure and anyone who disagrees is literally stupid.

Guy 2: Wasn’t he the same person that cried about Russian interference for the last four years?
Guy 1: Yes. He has extreme Twitter Brain.

Twitter Brain by Night whisperer December 18, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016