Round head brass fasteners used to keep together movie scripts.
He stuck the brads in the three punched holes of the script
by Steve Pareidolia June 21, 2005
Generally a brainless and soul-less moron. Often beset by the results of de-motivation and lack of ambition so much so that you can almost always find a 'Brad' with that "I've been robbed" sour puss look on his face. Almost always a sexually disfunctional deviate who prefers younger girls (obviously on account of 'brad's' regressed and alcohol damaged brain).

A 'Brad' also swaps his values from conversation to conversation in an attempt to either please or seem superior to the particular person/group he is speaking to.

His loyalties lie within being "a cool kid" and "having a good time".
PARIS: "Brad, what are you doing? Why are you cradling that wine bladder and straddling that 16 year old girl??? You're 22 and we're in a relationship."

BRAD: "Chill, I'm just just a cool kid looking to have a good time!"

PARIS: "But she's 16, she's still in high school!"

BRAD: "She dropped out last year, we're intellectual contemporaries"
by LeonayTheGreat July 03, 2012
Someone or some thing that likes the fact he has massive boobs and goes out with mouses, yes the animal. He tends to think he is preety cool but actually is a preety big queer. This thing looks like an alian fetus that was born in a frogs scrotum an brougt up ny monkeys in the wild, but when he found a way to eat he wouldnt stop, which now has lead to his overgrown nipples which i think have started to form a milky substence when you squeeze them.
This thing also plays loads of really faggy games and talks about them because he thinks people will just be like, oh whatever, when really there thinking, wow this guy is a queer fag/ homosexual nerdy homosapian . 1253t3{}
HE IS A 1337HACK3R
He has no balls, full stop, literaly no balls and this string like thing he tends to call his dick. But i cant find any similarities between his rectum and a normal human beings.
This brad thing hates, and i mean HATES VAGINA!!! he vomits all over his titties when he thinks about it.
A nickname i like to refrence him as is "Ranga pubes" or "LOL, see that guy over there he has ranga pubes"
And now to finish of my description of an alian fetus, born and broght up with humans, by saying one thing.
BRAD HAS A MANGINA!!!!
and ranga pubes
And is a fat ass
wow i could go on forever
Is is cold or is brad sitting with us

wow brad you smell like shit today, along with every other day

You know what brad, i hate you

wow shutup you a brad. (goes off crying)
by Troll..... November 05, 2011
A dirty albino with a broken soul
Bradley is Brad
by i dont like brad November 10, 2010
a super small penis, that's also fat.
"Holy shit you have a brad !!!"
by Pencccccccil August 19, 2011
He likes swing dancing and playing the guitar and hiding in the closet when the wind is loud. He always wears his favorite purple hoodie and has a twitchy ankle. Brads are very sweet and they like smoothies. Hanging out with him is refreshing and cool, just like lemonade. Brads work best with girls whose names start with an E, such as "Edna", "Edwina", "Erma", "Edwarda", and "Ethel". Oh, and he's pretty much amazing.
Ethel: "Look at that Brad! Why is he hiding in the closet?" Edwina: "Because all the purple hoodies are in there!"
by Tennessee Girl April 07, 2011
White ass name.
Guy 1: Whos that mug over there?

Guy 2: Brad

Guy1: Damn he must be white as hell, like Brad from Malibu's Most Wanted.
by Mondomondomondomodno August 18, 2010
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