Raw boysenberries are boysenous substances. Being boysened is far worse a fate than being poisoned; you bleed spontaneously through your mouth and eyes and die incredibly quickly, before an antidote can be administered.
'Woah man, don't eat those raw boysenberries, they're boysenous. You don't want to be boysened do you?'
by ButtonFaceBilly February 21, 2008