A pretty boy truck is a full-size pickup truck that was ordered with options such as leather seats, wood-grain dash trim, and the most chrome trim options available from the factory. A pretty-boy truck has a short bed and no hitch since the owner never has and never will do any work with it. They are usually four-wheel drive, but this is just so the owner can brag about having 4WD (the pretty boy owner will never take it off pavement for fear of getting it dirty). A pretty boy truck is often accented with fake chrome-colored trim accessories bought for a dollar apiece at Autozone, and many city people put 24 inch rims and lo-pros on it that give you a 100 foot turning radius and traction like roller-skates. 9 out of 10 times it is a Chevrolet, since they are already unsuited for work, and chances are also good that the owner is a raging douchebag. City douchebags like to lower the suspension beyond any utility, while country douchebags like to lift them beyond all utility.
Worker #1: "Hey, Joe, did you see Tyler's truck in the parking lot this morning?"
Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."
Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."
by IndependentForever November 3, 2009
You can identify them by their work boots and loud exausts. They will spend 80% of their day on craigslist saying "I think I'm going to get this truck" and then end up driving a rust bucket into the parking lot saying "I'm going to fix it up" or "I got it for a beater"
by Jack Goph January 12, 2016
A truck boy is someone who adores trucks, wears steel toe boots and folds the bill of their hat to a perfect upside down V.
by monkey train June 4, 2017