by Boxy Bitchface November 13, 2007
by GhoulieGirl300 May 14, 2018
Someone with a very average knowledge and and understanding of songs and musical terms but is always the one playing the music. This person is fine until you encounter his control over the music on multiple occasions. He would play the same songs and name the genre pretending to have a deep understanding.
Johno is such a boom box bitch. His plaist consists of 10 songs but he always insists on playing his music when we meet up. He also pretends to know his stuff about music but he actually doesn't know anything.
by kivifr December 24, 2015
for a woman to get back in the kitchen
by 0Mentos0 June 11, 2010
Who was calling on the bitch box?
by Atomic Johnny March 31, 2005
by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003
The very person everyone use's as an outlet to explain their problems, and life situations. Usually the quite person who just looks smart to every bloody idiot with a whiney problem.
When you are the Bitch Box™ expect people to randomly talk to you about thier day..then progress into their problems and question you on how to fix it. You're no doctor so why the hell should you help them out?? just simply answer all emotional questions "yeah thats a bummer" "seems pretty intresting" or "yeah i'd say talk to him/her".
The Bitch Box can easily be manipulated on either AIM or the Tele. Usually they can not get out of a situation fast enough or come up with a good enough excuse. Be on top of your game for excuses if you don't want to be the Bitch Box.
If and When you are the Bitch Box, don't expect any care, just douchebags and whiney girls asking for advice.
When you are the Bitch Box™ expect people to randomly talk to you about thier day..then progress into their problems and question you on how to fix it. You're no doctor so why the hell should you help them out?? just simply answer all emotional questions "yeah thats a bummer" "seems pretty intresting" or "yeah i'd say talk to him/her".
The Bitch Box can easily be manipulated on either AIM or the Tele. Usually they can not get out of a situation fast enough or come up with a good enough excuse. Be on top of your game for excuses if you don't want to be the Bitch Box.
If and When you are the Bitch Box, don't expect any care, just douchebags and whiney girls asking for advice.
Starring: Squarez, Jablez, Nillaz
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Here is the Male/Male Bitch Box...not really a "sexual" matter just 2 dudes, one being a bitch who cries.
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Sq: "hey jablez sup"
Jb: "man, my girlfriend just won't shut up about her dog"
Sq: "yeah that sucks"
Jb: "I know what should i do man?"
<Successfully avoiding Bitch Box>
Sq: "fuck if i know, my cats attacking the mirror again" *logs off aim*
<becoming the Bitch Box>
Sq: *gives advice, stays on aim*
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Now here is the male/female bitch box situation:
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Sq: "hey whats up nilla"
Nl: "hay man, my day sucked so bad...*goes on about day*"
Nl: "what do you think i should do about my job?
<Avoiding the Bitch Box>
Sq: "um...i don't know i'm watching porn"
<or>
Sq: "well idk about that, but what else is up?"
<Becoming the Bitch Box>
Sq: "awww poor nillaz, *blahblahblah*"
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BE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME OF EXCUSES TO AVOD THE BITCH BOX.
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<3 Square...srsly stop bitching to me people.
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Here is the Male/Male Bitch Box...not really a "sexual" matter just 2 dudes, one being a bitch who cries.
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Sq: "hey jablez sup"
Jb: "man, my girlfriend just won't shut up about her dog"
Sq: "yeah that sucks"
Jb: "I know what should i do man?"
<Successfully avoiding Bitch Box>
Sq: "fuck if i know, my cats attacking the mirror again" *logs off aim*
<becoming the Bitch Box>
Sq: *gives advice, stays on aim*
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Now here is the male/female bitch box situation:
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Sq: "hey whats up nilla"
Nl: "hay man, my day sucked so bad...*goes on about day*"
Nl: "what do you think i should do about my job?
<Avoiding the Bitch Box>
Sq: "um...i don't know i'm watching porn"
<or>
Sq: "well idk about that, but what else is up?"
<Becoming the Bitch Box>
Sq: "awww poor nillaz, *blahblahblah*"
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BE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME OF EXCUSES TO AVOD THE BITCH BOX.
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<3 Square...srsly stop bitching to me people.
by Andre (Square) E. May 28, 2006