Guy 1: dude my head is fucking killing me
Guy2: does your ass hurt too?
Guy1: yea! Howd u know.
Guy2: u got bowersoxed, the same shit happened to me after seeing the gay pride parade
Guy2: does your ass hurt too?
Guy1: yea! Howd u know.
Guy2: u got bowersoxed, the same shit happened to me after seeing the gay pride parade
by rip-me-a-new-one October 23, 2009
Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.
"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"
by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010
When an older fellow, says a word or phrase that most people would be flabbergasted to hear. But he has no idea what he actually said.
"Grandpa told me I had some real juicy cake at the dinner table." "Oh, it was just another Bowersox-ism!"
by TechieWechyTwoyWooy September 26, 2021