Enjoying a beer in the shower, also incorrectly known as a shower beer!
I just enjoyed the best bower of my life!
by Doctor Gloss May 3, 2020
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A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
I've pulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).
by XxxxB2xxxX February 6, 2021
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-Beyond Power
Bower has no limits. Those with bower can overcome any obstacle, or any foe. Even when beaten, they come back stronger.
You may be strong, you may be powerful. But tell me… have you witnessed bower in your past? Did anyone prepare you?
by Vitaly Zdorovetskiy February 25, 2023
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the scumy brownish ring of residue that acumilates around the base of the cock after a long night of gay butt-sex.
after fucking george hard in the ass all night I felt some slimey shit at the base of my cock. ahhh man I got the bowers.
by jeremy345 January 3, 2008
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Somebody acting extremely stupid, using retarded voices and behaving like an unethical reject.
The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone.
by C.C.J. August 20, 2007
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(noun)

"hooker-hookup"

Bower gots hoes like Ludacris.
by Mike M. April 4, 2003
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A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."
by the gypsy August 17, 2006
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