Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF March 5, 2018

South Dakota Bottle Rocket

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.

My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.

by G-man Fresh March 15, 2011

texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.

Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.

Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!

by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023

Bottle rocket

First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.

Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

Bottle Rocket

An act of sticking ones butthole in the inflation point of an air mattress, then having another person body slam the air mattress. The result of this action launches the first person much like a bottle rocket.

Damn bro I just saw two people bottle rocket each other.

by 6-00 May 17, 2021