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Boston Latin School 

Top Public Magnet in the nation. First public secondary school in the nation. Alumni include Hancock, Adams, Kennedy, Thomas Paine, James Bowdoin, Ben Franklin, and many others. Notorious feeder to Harvard College.
A: Where do you go to high school?
B: Boston Latin School
A. Wow you are smart!
B: Thank you. I attribute my intelligence to my teachers and peers at BLS.
Boston Latin School by gunner4234 December 28, 2005
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Boston Latin School 

A prestigious examination school located in Boston, MA in the United States. It was the first public school in the U.S., founded in 1635. Originally a male school in which potential Harvard graduates could prepare for college, it was later eliminated its gender restrictions. To enter the school, one must pass the ISEE exam, either in 6th grade or 8th grade. Although praised for its contemporary and classical education, as well as for the high test scores students achieve on exams like the SAT, the school has a number of faults. Among them are poor teachers, excessive amounts of work, and most notably its scholarships (limited to the top 5% of one's class). Among the finer things are the excellent teachers, both in personality and in teaching style, an extensive music department, and a number of interesting and fun clubs and extracurricular activities. The school mascot is the wolf, based on the she-wolf in the myth of Romulus and Remus's raising. Boston Latin originally had seen amazing numbers of students being accepted into the highest ranked colleges, by little more than name alone. But in much more recent years, the title of the school will not help one get accepted even into UMASS Boston.
Kid 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Kid 2: Boston Latin School.
Kid 1: Ha, you fuckin nerd, I go to CM!
Kid 2: Oh, the stereotypical highschool for white kids from West Roxbury, nice.
Boston Latin School by Joe521 January 31, 2009

Boston Latin School 

Apparantly the first school in America, but that's okay. Founded in 1635. Also called BLS. GO WOLFPACK!!!!!!!!!!
Sixth grader: I got accepted to Boston Latin School!
Mom: Wow good job honey it's the first school in the country!
Boston Latin School by ebkf May 1, 2005

Boston Latin School 

Person1: i go to Boston Latin School!
Person2: You must be smart!
person1: what does that mean?
person2: i have no freaking idea

Boston Latin School 

Boston's Loser School. More commonly known as BLS. It is known widely for it's horrible sports teams, which is the result of hours upon hours of homework, thus, making any of it's students that bother to do it weak and frail, due to lack of sunlight. Students enter in the 7th grade, happy, hopeful, and ready to go, but leave the 12th grade (if they stay) with nothing to show for it other than a few cheap articles of clothing with BLS and a purple paw on them.
Boston Latin School grad applying for college: "i can totally handle your college, i mean, i did like a TRILLION hours of homework each night, i mean like, thats what colleges want, right?"
Boston Latin School by Lol@wolfpack September 26, 2010

Boston College High School

Boston College High School (B.C. High) is by far the best and most prestigious private Jesuit preparatory school in the nation. The school is located in Dorchester, MA (a section of Boston) which overlooks Boston Harbor. It is near the Kennedy Library and University of Massachusetts. B.C. High was founded in 1863 and educates over 1500 all male students from grades seven through twelve. Tuition is quite high just like any other Catholic school, but many of the students receive scholarships and financial aid. Due to the schools priorities, students are not recruited based on their athletic abilities, but the football, basketball, baseball, swimming, hockey, golf, soccer, and track teams are amongst the best each season. The schools biggest rival is Catholic Memorial High School (CM). Located a few miles away in West Roxbury. B.C. High was ranked #10 in the nation for top sports programs, it was the only school in New England to be ranked. Students come from all over the state, some even from Rhode Island and New Hampshire to attend. However, the majority of the students come from the city of Boston. 99% of B.C. High graduates go on to attend a 4-year college. In Boston's magazine B.C. High was chosen as the number one high school for "Politicians in Training".
Boston College High School Alumnus- "You look like a B.C. High Guy"

BC High Student- "Yes sir, I play football"

BC High Alumnus- "Oh, Good. All that I ask is that you carry on tradition and continue to kick CM's ass in everything"

Bolton High School 

High school in Alexandria, Louisiana where the athletically and academically talented students go. It is a gifted high school. Crosstown rivals with Alexandria Senior High (ASH) in every sport. Students receive a Macbook laptop at the beginning of the year and use them instead of textbooks. Students there are chill and relaxed. It is located in a predominantly black neighborhood, but that doesn't make it a bad place, to all of you ASH and Menard fuckers. Mascot is a bear. A cool place to be.
Damn, I wish I went to Bolton High School, everyone there is so chill and accepting.