Bosten Whaler 

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.

dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!

Bosten Whaler by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

Boston Whaler 

Sexual Position...Consisting of 2 harpoons, a wheel of a ship, rope, a captains hat, and an eye patch...any combination u think of is acceptable

This chick was a freak...she wanted to do the boston whaler...

Boston Whaler by 3600 January 19, 2009

boston whaler 

When a guy is getting blowjob and just as he is blowing his load in his girlfriend's mouth he knees her in the stomach causing the jizz to exit through her nose, thus spewing like a whale.

I gave Amanda a Boston Whaler right before I broke up with her last night.

boston whaler by drunkinsailor May 17, 2008

boston whaler 

1. A guy from Massachusetts who has a tendency to hook up with fat chicks; see also chubby chaser

"Dude I wanna hook up with that chick but her friend is seriously blocking."
"Don't worry we'll put the Boston Whaler on it and he'll hook up with the beefy c-blocker."

boston whaler by Josh Peezy July 19, 2006

Boston whaler 

Its the act of taking your girl by the head and dunking her head under water. When she comes up gasping for air through her blow hole, stick your harpoon in it!

Since my girl wont blow me, when she was in the tub I gave her a Boston Whaler.

Boston whaler by deuceisinthehouse September 7, 2012

Boston whaler 

Having anal sex with your partner until interior climax. Due to built up pressure in the “blow hole” sed partner shoots the sperm out of the Anus onto the other partner. Completing the Boston whaler

Dude I met this girl at AA last night and apparently she’s into sea life. So, to spice up the sex I decided to give her a good ol Boston whaler and it was quite the treat!

Boston whaler by SeXYGrInGo December 14, 2021