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Bossology 

Bossology is simply the science of being a Boss. Not in the typical sense of being a boss to your employees, but being a freakin BOSS to everyone you come in contact with! When people bend down to tie your shoes just by giving them crazy eyes, or when your girlfriend has that homemade meal ready or if she don't she be running to that local kfc to make her man happy before he gets home, or when dudes be lookin at your girl and be layin by themselves at night thinking about her, or when you ain't even have custody of your children yet your girl wants to pay YOU child support just for blessing her with that fine child, or when you got mother fuckin copper pourin out your sweat glands from all the change you made, then and only then can you call yourself a BOSS. If none of this made sense then you gonna need a damn neck adjustment cause you're lookin up too high at the BOSS'S! Get ya mind right!
"Sir, my game with the ladies is kinda weak these days, do you think i could possibly enroll in Bossology 101 next semester?"

"Hey man i got denied for my 1,000 car loan." "Dude you should have majored in Bossology, should we take the Maybach to your job at McDonalds?"

"Baby I love you." "Woman cook me a damn taco! And throw some hot sauce on that hoe! When you done go ahead and get that ramen in the cupboard for yoself!" -Bossology life example
Bossology by THE BOSSDIGGITY March 18, 2011
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I'm a horse bonologist who studies horse bonology.
Bonology by Jeffandrew January 1, 2019

Bozology 

The study of Bozos which are classified as:

Bozo is a name that references someone who has failed to achieve any level of formal education and is easily lead and influenced by anyone who appears sympathetic. Bozo will, because of their lack of of understanding of the English language, try and engage in conversation, but in almost all cases, will become irritated and abusive due to not understanding what is being said to them. A Bozo will make up stories about their achievements, but everyone knows that they are just fabrications. A Bozo is not smart enough to know that their lies have been discovered and will continue on prosecuting the lie.
You went to College right? What's your major?

Bozology.
Bozology by MrSpaceBaby January 10, 2022
The study of bodies
1. "you should go see a Bodologist if your leg doesnt get better soon"
2. "im at uni studying Bodology right now"

Botology 

Studying an object, organism, or subject using a robot.
Studying plant cells using botology tools will give a better understanding of how cells work.
Botology by lovely_smartie November 25, 2018
The study of Bosco Sticks or Bosco sticos. Boscologists have uncovered many new secrets in the Bosco field. The religions behind Boscos is Boscopharianism.
Tyler has a PhD in Boscology. He got a scholorship playing Boscoball.
Boscology by Sid Seth May 20, 2007