Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor 

20 hamburgers

19 hot dogs
18 children
17 POTATOES
16 pounds of keyboards

15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million
14 computers
13 me me big boys
12 donuts
11 dollars

10 friends
9 phones
8 packets of Pop Rocks
7 Legacy Video Maker clones
6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo
5 hockey pucks
4 packs of Skittles
3 autographs from Taylor Swift
2 Macbook Airs
1 girlfriend

Raussy: hello and welcome to lazy grockery store how can I help you waaaeaeaeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Borish: Me would like 20 hamburgers , 19 hot dogs, 18 children, 17 *pause* POTATOES, 16 pounds of keyboards, 15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million, 14 computers, 13 me me big boys, 12 donuts, 11 dollars, 10 friends, 9 phones, 8 packets of Pop Rocks, 7 Legacy Video Maker clones, 6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo, 5 hockey pucks, 4 packs of Skittles, 3 autographs from Taylor Swift, 2 Macbook Airs, and 1 girlfriend.” (Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor)
Kayloo/Gayloo: And I would like a tomato.
*👁️👄👁️”
Raussy: O.M.G. Kay-I-You how dares you want tomato, that’s it, yous grounses. Anyways, that will be $69,420………”

Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor by wubbableseiebe October 22, 2022

Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

Doing a Boris by LennyDipp June 30, 2016

Boris Korsunsky

Boris Korsunsky is the definition of the smartest man alive. He is seen by tiny freshman to have god-like intellect and slightly bigger seniors as a pain in their GPAs. This, however, has nothing to do with his badminton abilities. Currently, he is in 5 different world cups for physics and badminton. He speaks gibberish to the common folks but to the smart, he just has a thick Russian accent.

The students had a Boris Korsunsky as a teacher. This made their lives very difficult.

Boris Korsunsky by BorisFan120 December 6, 2019

A Boris 

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.

'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'

A Boris by whatleydude June 30, 2016

Boris Johnson 

A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.

Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.

Boris Johnson by UltimateDoge January 19, 2022

Life of boris

You know the guy you look up to in life? He’s basic him but with lots more Slav much more hardbass and lots adidas

Life of boris blyat

Life of boris by meme_mastah November 3, 2018

Boris Johnson 

A Poundland version of Donald Trump.

If seen to be copying someone else but in a worse manner. You could say they are and absolute Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson by Queenofrabat July 25, 2019