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When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.
(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.
by John & Justin M. January 20, 2011

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