Bored as fuck 

The reason why you are reading this

Person1: yo friend Joey is typing bored as fuck in Urban dictionary
Person2:he must be bored as fuck

Bored as fuck by BeeFucker69420 July 9, 2018

bored as hell 

myself right now

Good god! I'm bored as hell!

bored as hell by lynx0taku306 January 8, 2004

bored as shit 

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom

Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."

bored as shit by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010

Bored as shit 

Studying managerial economics

University Student 1: Hey, you want to go and get bored as shit later tonight?

University Student 2: No thanks, I'd rather stick my head in the microwave while listening to the Dave Matthews Band

Bored as shit by Kabob King September 12, 2013

Bored as fuck 

Extremely bored...based on comedian Jon Lajoie and a song that he has on youtube...this is how he would describe complete and utter boredom...so bored you are fucking useless.

Adjective: "Dude...this movie sucks - I'm bored as fuck! Let's get outta here."
Verb: "Yo this place bores me as fuck!"

Bored as fuck by Sketchley February 11, 2010

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club 

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

Bored as fuck 

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.

"I'm bored as fuck."

"WYD? I'm BAF."

Bored as fuck by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016