The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirut player must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.
Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him."
William Hung: "Oh yeah, he's gonna be gone all week, he's in the middle east."
Ryan Seacrest: "The pilgrimage, eh?"
William Hung: "You know it, dogg. Oh, oh, oh yeah, there it is!" *SPLAT*
Ryan Seacrest: "Damn! Looks like I have to eat the jizz muffin again."
1. (n.) Member of a group who has extremely high tolerance with regards to alcohol and rarely succumbs to vomiting. The boozehound is a frequent drinker who is able to consume large quantities while still maintaining social competency. Typically, boozehounds receive the admiration of others for this special talent; however, as a result of this tolerance, the boozehound must develop a fondness for beast. Hobbies include beer pong, shot checkers, and power hour.
2. (n.) He who holds the "drinking title".
“Ah man, I really wish the boozehound was here to party with us tonight.”
- “Yeah, I know what you mean. But hey, without him here, we finally have some beer to drink for once.”
“Hey boozehound, how many beers is that for you?”
- “Oh, that’s about my 47th.”
just a bunch of fuckers who think unfairly, are ignorant and have different agendas
my friends are back-stabbing, annoying, homeless, junkies, boozehounds, desperate, suicidal, posers, arrogant, bitchy, and last but not least really young
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Drunks who after being kicked out of the bar head out to local restaraunts.
Oh Great, the bars are closed here come the two o' clock charlies.
Apparently "Hoyer" is German for "What a bunch of freakin' boozehounds."
"Damn, those Hoyers sure like to drink beer. I bet they're German!"
Physically Aryan according to Nazi German standards, these non-Jewish Caucasian American male imbeciles are easily excited and/or stupefied with alcoholic liquor and epitomize the archetypal unscrupulous salesman.
Frequently, these boozehounds, infatuated by speed through cars, boats, money and loose underage women, tend to become habitual driving offenders at relatively young ages and suffer from bouts of driver’s license suspension throughout their lifetimes.
Every now and again, by masquerading as competent businessmen, these types successfully lure ambitious, unsuspecting college graduates into unorganized incorporated partnerships ending in pecuniary loss.
“Looped and loaded, realizing his commercial dealings had failed, the stupid Coletti, inept businessman extraordinaire, decided to flee the country with aspirations of setting up a hedge fund in Costa Rica, only to have his ambitions thwarted, pulled over for speeding on the way to the airport.”