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Booze Poos 

Similar to the hangover shits, but it rhymes. The slippery painful excrement after a long night of drinking. One of the worst feelings is when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you have that pain in your lower abdomen and you know it's coming.

Trademark: Kt_Tonsils
I woke up the next morning, after a long night of drinking, and had the worst booze poos
Booze Poos by Kt_Tonsils January 10, 2017

Booze Poos 

Similar to a Hangover, Booze Poos is a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking. <sung to the tunes of Blues Clues> "Not Quite Booze and not quite poos, booze poos, booze poos".....
One should also note the slimey texture as its slides/slithers down the side of your toilet bowl...
"Dude, I just had the mad booze poos this morning <insert catchy booze poos jingle>"
Booze Poos by wokboy July 31, 2006

booze pooze 

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing
example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha
booze pooze by joe April 23, 2005

boose poos 

when you drink a lot of alcohol and get really wasted, the next day when you go to the toilet and take a shit,it comes out like liquid diarheia, thats boose poos
damn bro i was soo fuckin wasted last night that when i woke up this mourning i had boose poos
boose poos by Shaun Rajiv July 19, 2006

boozepoose

verb
1)The act of being a dumbass
2)Behavior that blonde or ditzy person would engage in

adjective
1)A casual insult to describe someone who is clumsy/stupid
*Johnny knocks over the pitcher of beer*

"hey comeon, you BOOZEPOOSE"
boozepoose by XIN420 January 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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