A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord September 17, 2020
Bro, you should go get a confidence booster from your friend Anna. You need to love yourself some more.
by F4N7OM December 12, 2021
The name given to the process of shitting in a plastic bag, and then proceeding to put it into the front of your underwear, to make the bulge appear bigger
by locgro32 January 21, 2017
The booster juice man is a booster juice cup but if you take a sip he will appear and take your bibaja
by Alligator_king23 April 22, 2022
by RebelBeard December 24, 2015
Another terminology referring to the simple male enhancement pill that'll keep it thick. That'll keep it real. That'll keep it Real Thick.
Craig: Hey Shane, be careful wearing that outfit.
Shane: What outfit?
Craig: Hell ya. Your Waipio short shorts.
Shane: My Davey Dukes?
Craig: Yep.
Shane: No shit....?
Craig: Yep. Like a Pocket Rocket, but a Rooster Booster that'll blow out your German war helmet making it look like an inverted mushroom cloud.
Shane: Kaboom ladies.
Shane: What outfit?
Craig: Hell ya. Your Waipio short shorts.
Shane: My Davey Dukes?
Craig: Yep.
Shane: No shit....?
Craig: Yep. Like a Pocket Rocket, but a Rooster Booster that'll blow out your German war helmet making it look like an inverted mushroom cloud.
Shane: Kaboom ladies.
by craigbird1968 October 31, 2020
400 pound annoying little kids who that spend 5-10 dollars on Discord just to flex their superiority that's the size of their tiny uncircumcised cock. They mostly come in form of a Fatass Discord Mod. They Like to feel important by being at the top of the discord servers member list.
Guy 1: 'Look at that Nitro Booster, what a loser.'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, imagine spending money on a platform made for typing words.'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, imagine spending money on a platform made for typing words.'
by JakePauler69meme December 5, 2020