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booking up 

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.
Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!
booking up by russian reversal November 10, 2008

Björking 

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.
Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.
Björking by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

baby booking 

"You better have your toothbrush, son. Because its baby booking for you tonight" - Sergeant Carver
baby booking by rodriguezhec November 24, 2006
A splice of the English 'boring' and 'boor.' This delightful wordplay, suggests the combination of extreme boredom and a kind of passive rudeness that is so contemptuous as to make one wish to vomit. Syn: passe ennui.
That post-Lacanian treatise on Freud's top-left underwear drawer was so 'booring' as to make me vomit.
booring by snellite September 12, 2009

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.
Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.
running really fast
probably comes from setting a record, or putting it in the books
Man, stop booking!
booking by Page April 5, 2003