Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

johannes bogaards by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014

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Boogard

The name you call that fat TV production teacher that everyone hates.

Kid 1: Yeah you know that boogard bitch gave me 3 hours of homework last night

Kid 2: I threw a piece of paper at that boogard's head yesterday

Boogard by Glitch Master March 12, 2008

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Lisanne Bogaard

A Dutch Poprock singer. Also plays the instruments guitar, bassguitar and contrabass.

Lisanne Bogaard is so HOT!

Lisanne Bogaard by Vonniee1 October 17, 2007

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boogatard

A person who hides in a highschool locker and when it's opened they come out and scream, "BOO!" which scares the tard out of you.

"Carolyn hid in Tara's locker and scared the tard out of her so Tara called her a boogatard"

boogatard by Spiffy and Catty May 18, 2007

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