The added bonus of a buxom hairdresser's breast touching the ear whilst one is having their hair cut, or indeed washed.
I make sure to get the same hairdresser, she always gives me boob ear.
When ears of corn are polinated by hand.
Man, I totally fucked that corn over there...Yeah, there was a lot of Ear Sex going on.
When a girl is wearing shoes that show the top of her toes so it looks like arse or boob cleavage.
"Check out Claires toe cleavage dude!"
"Nice! Shame about the monkey ear..."
When an individual (male/female) slaps another with their tit in ones face or torso, be it a man boob or a saggy old D cup tit.
Fuck I hate that guy over there! He is such a fucking ass!I just wanna walk up and tit slap him in the ear
Use of Wrists as a slang word for breasts, usually used in discussion with girls in ear shot, for example in class or work.
Wrists is then replaced with Arm ankles in conversation
"Whoa dude, check out the wrists on her!"
One of the least used swear words in history, "commonly used" when all other swear words don't have enough meaning to describe something. Deprives from the hair that sprouts through a pimple which is located on a persons ass
Berriman: "Dude Quarterone youporned my girlfriend"
Sesh:..."what a kneecrob"
Harry: there was this girl on the bus and she went up behind this first year and screamed in his ear...He got so scared!! THAT HE WET HIMSELF!!
Cameron: HAHA ROFL EX DEE LOL laugh my ass off...(takes air to breath)...what a kneecrob!
Scrotum Slap: When the male flops his wrinkly ball sack out and fucking wacks his bitch around the face, aiming to inflict as much pain as possible whilst playing violently with her earlobes and sticking cocktail sticks in her eyes, if she screams smack her harder, if she pesists on screaming gag the dirty slut up and RAPE her not once not twice but three times continue in this motion until she stops and then persist the SCROTUM slap.more...
However, as many would have become aware, this sometimes does not work, so the following should be carried out:
1) ambush her in a dark alley
2) take her to somewhere dark
3) remove her skin
4) drink her blood
5) fuck her violently in between the toes
6) make her suck your dick whilst singing the australian anthem
7) then make her suck your dick whilst singing the african national anthem in chinese and dancing on 1 foot whilst cleaning the kitchen
8) make her shit in a cup and then eat it whilst she molestes an asian goat from africa
9)If none of these responses work persist in stalking her chasing her down tackle her if needed but once u have her right where you want her rip her pussy into 1 hole from her anal passage to her vagina and tell her to cook you your fucking dinner.
10) tell her that if she tells anyone about what happened that you'll dig up her dead mum and fuck the shit out of her until she turns to dust
11) if you have doughts of her letting the news out and telling be shure to tie her up in your basement and rap...