Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
Bongtard, a complete and utter moron who plays online games and has hit the bong one too many times. Bongtards are unable to play as a team, contribute to the game and generall run around being uselss, stoned and stupid. Often fond of team killing, one Bongtard on your team will cost you the entire match or clan battle.
"Dude, that guy just ruined the entire game.... fucking bongtard!"
"WTF did that BONGTARDed bitch do now?, I can't believe he just rammed me!"