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nipple boner 

When your nipples get hard.
It's cold in here, I just got a nipple boner!

Nipple Boner 

When your nipples become hard and stick out.
Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."

Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."
Nipple Boner by jimbo4444 July 25, 2012

Nipple Boner 

"Damn I have a nipple boner"
Nipple Boner by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019

Nipple Boner 

A nipple boner is usually a small foreign penile protruding from a woman's breast; Usually milky in color and it smells like shat.
Ron: Is that a little penis coming out of your nipple?

Black girl: No dick, it's my nipple boner.

Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.
Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026