middle finger boner
middle finger boner by gaysharks January 21, 2011
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finger boxer
One who knows the ins and outs of finger dancing in the cunt ring. He or she is considered a professional at foreplay, and always satisfies the boxholder by pummeling her cunt box, or ass box, so strategically and to such orgasmic heights unfelt of before, that anyone involved or voyeuring instantly declares a knockout (KO). Finger boxers usually have sticky, smelly fingers.
Julie tells her friend, "Shawn's a real professional finger boxer. He busted up my cunt box and knocked my orgasm lights out last night! It was sooo great!" Julie's friend replies, "So, he TKO'd your pussy, right girlfriend?" Julie giddily shouts with emphasis, "NO! He KO'd my pussy bitch!!!"
finger boxer by Dr. Walapalooza January 28, 2020
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Bonerfingers
The act of performing "spirit fingers" in front of your crotch while exclaiming "BONER FINGAHS!" can be used as a method of saying hello, or describing something as awesome.
Person a: oh bonerfingers.
Person b: whats up man.
example 2-
person a: man last night was serious bonerfingers
person b: yeah it was the best party ever
Person b: whats up man.
example 2-
person a: man last night was serious bonerfingers
person b: yeah it was the best party ever
Bonerfingers by B Shady October 19, 2008
work your finger to the bone
instead of complaining that you can't find a better job and sitting on welfare, go work your finger to the bone until something else comes along; that's the American dream
work your finger to the bone by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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