by a crocodile elf December 18, 2020
Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022
by John_doe42069 March 4, 2023
The most delicious high class, healthiest, protein filled, melt in your mouth delicacy, originally found in Italy.
Homieeeee...have you tried bologna lately? It's really helping me get those gains.
Or
This is fucking bologna!
Or
This is fucking bologna!
by Daddynat January 8, 2021
It’s not fucking real and you shouldn’t believe it don’t just believe what the government is telling about things like “bologna” or “Wyoming” or “birds” they’re all fake and if you think you’ve seen any of these things the government probably put a chip in your brain
*appocalypse ish setting*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*
by Saggyvirgin October 15, 2020