A lame, unsuccessful country that is still upset that Chile won over their land in the olden days. Sore losers.
by justjoog August 28, 2010
Bolivia lover: HEY MAN BOLIVIA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER THE FOOD IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
pros only dude: Awesome, sure, if you think giant tape worms crawling around in your intestines that might some day come half way out while you shit so you try pulling it out but it wont budge and you run out of the bathroom dripping diarrhea all over to find a knife to cut it out while likely substaining injuries to your anus/rectum and spreading AIDS to your entire family because you don't wash the diarrhea blood covered knife off before you cut your families hamburgers up resulting in your entire family leaving you and making you die a slow, lonely death is awesome.
pros only dude: Awesome, sure, if you think giant tape worms crawling around in your intestines that might some day come half way out while you shit so you try pulling it out but it wont budge and you run out of the bathroom dripping diarrhea all over to find a knife to cut it out while likely substaining injuries to your anus/rectum and spreading AIDS to your entire family because you don't wash the diarrhea blood covered knife off before you cut your families hamburgers up resulting in your entire family leaving you and making you die a slow, lonely death is awesome.
by Anonymous Jihad January 13, 2008
A statpadder from Argentina who is popularly known for scoring Tap in goals against small teams like Bolivia.
Brazil-❌
France-❌
Belgium-❌
Bolivia-✔
Brazil-❌
France-❌
Belgium-❌
Bolivia-✔
Dad, did you enjoy watching Copa America today?
No son Bolivia-Man ruined all the excitement for me by scoring Tap-in goals.
No son Bolivia-Man ruined all the excitement for me by scoring Tap-in goals.
by Main manXo September 25, 2021
A fraud from Argentina who can't score against big teams, loses the football match and lashes the anger out on Bolivia.
Dad, did that tax fraud Pessi score today?
Yea son, our own Bolivia-Man has scored a Hattrick in Penalties
Yea son, our own Bolivia-Man has scored a Hattrick in Penalties
by Main manXo September 26, 2021
One time in Bolivia, I got busted for drugs.
by frigkesha November 7, 2018