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Bobby Two Hats - (N) - A Man Named Bobby Wearing Two Hats. Officially Hat-Tastic.

Bobby Two Hats - (V) - Hitting on Someones Mother.
(N) Hey, Let's Call Up That Hat-Tastic Mother Fucker Bobby Two Hats!

(V) I'm Going to Bobby Two Hats Your Mom. It's Cool, She Just Needs to be at The Other End of The Orgy.
by A.N.O.N. May 11, 2008