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Bah · bzz · mah · mmm
Origin: Bob's mom is a innocuous and arbitrary reference to a fictitious mother. Bob's mom acts as a less specific object of "Your Mom" jokes and references. Substitutes may include: Jon's Mom, Mike's Mom, Bill's Mom. Used mostly in the politically correct work environment to allow for kinder and more gentle "Mom" jokes that don't offend anyone in specific. For example: Aaron: This project is huge and will take commitment and focus to get it done right. Robert: Heh, just like Bob's Mom. Aaron: I'm reporting you to HR. Robert: Who's She? More recently it is used as an adjective or verb. adj. 1. used up; cashed; secondhand; second rate. 2. showing age or worn out. 3. Tired. verb. 1. expend or consume. 2. take advantage of; exploit. 3. to get humiliated (bukkake); pwned; wasted. -adjective.
1. this beer is bob's-mommed, shoot me another one. 2. bob's-mom jokes are so bob's-mom. 3. Jez, this baseball glove is pretty bob's-mommed. -verb. 1. Let's go out tonight and get bob's-mommed. 2. Quick! bob's-mom that beer, it's your turn to bat! 3. I bob's-mommed all over her face, then slapped her with a ham sandwich. |
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