Boortzed 

The result of exposure to the Neal Boortz radio show, which triggers the remission of obsessive-compulsive compassion disorder. Being Boortzed generally manifests itself in the use of rational thought and facts with which to make arguments, observations, and decisions. May also reveal itself in the desire to be successful through individual effort and being responsible for one's own actions.

After being Boortzed, Johnny realized that success and happiness is entirely within his own control. He turned off American Idol, worked hard to learn a valuable skill, and worked his way into a high-paying job by being focused and disciplined. Unfortunately, Johnny's hard earned success after being Boortzed resulted in him being subject to the heaviest tax burden while bearing repeated accusations of being among "the fortunate" who do not pay their fair share, even though his share contributes to the bulk of the total income tax burden.

Boortzed by M. Anthony Tarone April 17, 2008

Boartsed 

To get screwed over due to no fault of your own or to wind up in a terrible situation due to bad luck or fate.

One friend: "My buddy got kidnapped from the mall and taken out to the desert and was anally raped for hours and left for dead!!" Other friend: "Oh man, I am sorry to hear he got Boartsed like that!"

Boartsed by piznacky September 20, 2010

Boortzed 

To have all of your original thoughts erased and replaced with right wing propaganda.

After listening to the Neal Boortz Show out of Atlanta for a couple of weeks I have now been Boortzed.

Boortzed by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006