A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!
Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.
by Pushtheground February 11, 2021
Aka Therapy School aka reform school. Some real bullshit. A place you're sent away to. You'll only want to do more shit once you get out. Locking a kid up in a cage will break them while they're in it, and then when they're released it's party time.
Some good can come, but not without some bad.
Some good can come, but not without some bad.
"Montana Academy, a therapeutic boarding school helped me.....and also helped me realize I wanted to drink and smoke pot."
"Oh, therapeutic boarding school...I was once sent away to therapy school, and my youth disintegrated before my eyes."
"Oh, therapeutic boarding school...I was once sent away to therapy school, and my youth disintegrated before my eyes."
by Juriko_rocks_you September 24, 2008
The plaice was three inches long and had a maggot in it. Why are we reduced to these boarding school rations?
by Fearman August 6, 2007
A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.
I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
There are very strange teachers here. The kids are actually valid as fuck. The campus is very nice and green just like my ass. We all love each other here, maybe too much if you know what I mean... We get a shit ton of homework but we are smart as hell. Obviously way better that Hotchkiss. No places for girls named Kyle because thats just fucking weird. If you are not from America, you can still come AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
i Love My school. Its called Taft Boarding School. I am so glad I am here instead of Choate or Hotchkiss.
by Actual Fatties September 7, 2019
A term used often to describe school board members who have no idea how a school operates. These members usually get elected in small, isolated, ignorant communities. The members dift aimlessly from topic to topic during meetings and promote their personal agendas that do damage to the school district. This type of school board drives away good instructors and makes it difficult for district administration to hire quality people.
District Superintendent: This newly elected school board I have to work with is impossible. They continue to break laws by discussing items in violation of the open meeting laws. This is an undocked school board!
Elementary School Principal: No kidding, Pawhuska is one ignorant community for electing these people.
Elementary School Principal: No kidding, Pawhuska is one ignorant community for electing these people.
by Skypie June 6, 2011
Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.
Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!
I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.
Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.
Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
by cthebold December 27, 2011