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the real name of koolman187, a fatass lardknocker so fat that he once devoured an entire turkey in one gulp. He likes his women the same color as his shit, because that way when they rim him, he won't notice the shit smeared all over their lips.
Look at that fucker Bo Phuckles! What a fat fuck!
by dt May 07, 2005