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To blupink is to stuff your best friend's haemorrhoids in your mouth and hold your breath.
"Ben; can i blupink you tonight?"

"I love it when you blupink me!"

"I need to see the doctor about my haemorrhoids, do you think he will be able to tell you blupinked me last night?"
by Monique Waffle January 30, 2014