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2.
The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump
I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!
by Turdee November 11, 2004
 
1.
To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.
I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni
by The Real BDP February 26, 2008