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blueteething 

The phase when you become acquainted with the fact that people on wireless headsets aren't talking to you.
Whenever someone was having a conversation while using a bluetooth headset I would respond to them, which was often awkward after both they and I realized my gaffe. That blueteething period passed and now I can discern when I'm actually being spoken to.
blueteething by Jason86 January 20, 2009
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Blueferton 

A stuffed animal you grew up with as a child, which has since then become a part of your family.
Don't let the dog eat Blueferton!
Blueferton by Onesness August 4, 2016
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Blueteeth 

The plural form of Bluetooth.
Often found in mall food courts, by people who are usually driving pieces of absolute shit, but feel the need to look rich, a.k.a, insane by talking to "themselves" due to the lack of evidence of some kind of phone device.
Blueteeth TEXTING: I WANT YOUR WET PUSSY.

Hey, who is that guy at Chinese express talking to himself?!
-Seriously, he better have blueteeth or he just escaped from the mental institution.

The other day Sally was caught texting on her blueteeth, too bad she's a retard anyways, this only confirmed the fact.

Blueteeth by Daniel Bracleta August 8, 2008

blue feet 

Similar to blue balls, "blue feet" is the feeling a skateboarder gets when either they come across a perfect skatespot while not having their board handy, or for any other reason are unable to skate when they are dying to.

This term can also apply to any kind of board rider or foot-focused athlete for that matter.
"Yo peep that buttery hubba ledge across the street."

"Wow its perfect. We shoulda brought our boards.. didn't know there'd be spots around here.."

"Ah.. you feelin the instant blue feet right now? Im in pain.."
blue feet by stos October 12, 2009

BlueFeelzBlue 

why are you so BlueFeelzBlue
BlueFeelzBlue by Blue_Moon15 April 15, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026