It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com
-From Collegehumor.com
by Akbar42 August 6, 2004
by sexytime27 May 26, 2008
Part of the BRO CODE
When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.
In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".
When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.
In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".
by The blueberry muffin man May 1, 2011
A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
by Joe October 8, 2004
Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.
by Danger Dolan January 4, 2017
Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.
that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!
by daniel and madison January 19, 2009
by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010