Top Definition
When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.
Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.
by guy July 01, 2004
When you jerk off a guy and RIGHT before he cums, you punch him in the nutsack.
Sally: How did your date with Glen go last night?
Fiona: Not well. I ended up giving him a Blue Crush in his car.
Sally: Brutal! What made you do THAT?

Fiona: Fuck that! He called me Rhonda!
Sally: Oh, then well deserved.
by PistolG July 21, 2014
Short definition: When a man is attracted to another man.

To explain:

There are many layers to this complex metaphor. Please read the following descriptions very carefully, otherwise the full meaning of the saying cannot be appreciated.

Blue represents boy. It is the color most often associated with clothing and toys for young males. Blue should not be confused with pink. At this point it should be completely clear that Blue is synonymous with male.

Crush refers to a feeling of attraction or infatuation. This should not be misunderstood as the feeling of excitement on Christmas morning or the love of a sports team. In this context Crush is amorous in every sense of the word and it only serves to describe romantic relationships between humans.

Now that we understand both Blue and Crush separately, we can attempt to combine the 2 words.

Blue + Crush = Blue Crush

If you're still with me we have effectively created an entirely new meaning that was not possible with either word on its own. Since we know that Blue means male and Crush means romantic attraction, then we come to the following conclusion:

A Blue Crush is when a male is attracted to another male.

What does this have to do with the 2002 film Blue Crush starring Kate Bosworth? Absolutely nothing. In fact, men were attracted to women in that movie (in theory).
I heard Dave is Mike's blue crush, but really it's Peter.
by Professor DB September 01, 2009
a really kool movie about three surfers. But one of the girls wants to go pro and when shes gettin ready to go to pipematers she falls for this football player.
1: Have you seen Blue Crush?
2: Yeah its a really kool movie!
by Ginger April 10, 2004
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