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Blowpology 

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.
Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Blowpology by Lascivious May 27, 2014
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Blowmold 

A fungus that grows on, and around the penis. Usually caused by excess saliva and mucus left after receiving a blowjob.
I forgot to wash my dick after that juicy blowjob and now I have a bad case of blowmold.
Blowmold by Chad Ditlevson November 1, 2009
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The Blowmen

The Blowmen were formed in a smoky bar in Bradford, England in 1982, when a failed speed-dating enterprise left guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York lovelorn, high and dry. It was there that they penned the first draft of their song "High Street." The Blowmen were determined to carry the faltering torch of punk rock into the mid-80s and out the other side. Playing underground gigs in West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire and East Riding of Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity, on a wish and a prayer, to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they were dismayed to discover that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners were seeking a band in desperation, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. The set they played resulted in the only known recording of their music, a live track exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. Some speculated that their concert would catapult them to fame in the States, but, alas it was not to be. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose. They are survived by York, who is best known today for his solo career and his brief stint off-Broadway starring in a one-man show called The Blown Man.
Dude, when The Blowmen died punk-rock died with them.
The Blowmen by Phil York July 29, 2012
To have an explosive bowel-movement that leaves splatters of fecal matter on the sides of the bowl and under the toilet seat that are often difficult to remove if left to dry.
After two servings at that Chinese buffet I ran in the toilet to blowmud.
blowmud by International Giant August 28, 2013

Blowmento 

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

Ballzinis Blowpop 

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

blowpantski

A dry suck performed over a gentleman's pants. Like a pantski, it is thought to be one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. (youtube: "club pantski")
Bitch is dressing fancy. At least her hair look good while she give a blowpantski.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.