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Blowhawk 

Tired of the Orange County dudes with their Fauxhawks, Aviators and Lobster Enchiladas at Javiers?? This one is for them.

When you are doing some chick and are about to shoot your wad...you pull out and use careful aim to blast your man juice STRAIGHT down the part of her hair giving her her own new hairstyle...the Blowhawk!!! Chicks love it!
Last night I was pillaging this chick and to finish it off..I decided to welcome her to the OC and gave her a Blowhawk......then took her to Taco Bell! Bitch don't deserve Javier's......WHAT!!!
Blowhawk by The Dragon Bubbler July 22, 2009

blowhawk 

A blowout that has been shaved into mohawk form.

So, you would take some little runt (probably a guido) with a blowout and shave the sides of his head, leaving a stripe down the middle, also known as a "blowhawk."

Easy to do while passed out drunk. It's fun for everyone.
1. This kid wouldn't leave my room, so when he passed out we shaved his f*cking blowout off and made it the world's first blowhawk.

2. This guido I know from Strong Island was trying to peep my girl but he had a blowhawk so I smacked up his face.
blowhawk by Bobby O'Shea September 1, 2008

Blowhawk 

When someone snorts a line of cocaine down the middle of someone's forehead.
"You gotta put Blowhawk up on urban dictionary after I do a blowhawk off your head"
Blowhawk by Jewish_Boy February 12, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026