Tired of the Orange County dudes with their Fauxhawks, Aviators and Lobster Enchiladas at Javiers?? This one is for them.
When you are doing some chick and are about to shoot your wad...you pull out and use careful aim to blast your man juiceSTRAIGHT down the part of her hair giving her her own new hairstyle...the Blowhawk!!! Chicks love it!
Last night I was pillaging this chick and to finish it off..I decided to welcome her to the OC and gave her a Blowhawk......then took her to Taco Bell! Bitch don't deserve Javier's......WHAT!!!
So, you would take some little runt (probably a guido) with a blowout and shave the sides of his head, leaving a stripe down the middle, also known as a "blowhawk."
Easy to do while passed out drunk. It's fun for everyone.
1. This kid wouldn't leave my room, so when he passed out we shaved his f*cking blowout off and made it the world's first blowhawk.
2. This guido I know from Strong Island was trying to peep my girl but he had a blowhawk so I smacked up his face.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.