(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.
by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008
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To feel bloopy ;

1. Feeling empty, or useless at times.
2. To feel sad for no apparent reason.
3. Not feeling at all, like yourself.
1. Mom, stfu. I feel bloopy, leave me alone.
2. No, dude, cereal. I feel bloopy. We'll catch up later?
by avrilrox123a November 4, 2011
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the sound made when slapping a female breast.
i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!
by CaireLushh January 30, 2011
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While having sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, you lick your middle finger and bury into her ass
Watching her ass pound up against my cock I couldn't help but give a nice bloopy.
by sandman6373 August 28, 2007
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The splash in the toilet when the shit makes contact with the water.
I Think i just heard Brayden Boyle make a Bloopis
by Psychotic Steve12 July 2, 2018
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A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
by agsftw12 April 20, 2018
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The act of queefing menstrual blood into one man's mouth while pooping into another man's mouth
by XxrainbowXkissXx March 13, 2021
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