Bloodmouse Mass-Grave 

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.

One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...

Bloodmouse Mass-Grave by Poppa Boogaloo January 8, 2012

Bloodmouth 

An insult or slur commonly used by vegans for people who eat meat, indicating their distaste for eating creatures that bleed.

Some omnivores consider this to be a compliment, finding the term funny or cool-sounding.

Padma: I understand the ethical ramifications of veganism, but it's not feasible for me right now, and anyway I like the taste of bacon.

Kane: I wish you weren't a bloodmouth. You're so enlightened otherwise.

Padma: Calling me that just makes me want bacon-wrapped baby-back ribs.

Bloodmouth by J Peeta July 13, 2012

dr. bloodmuscle

One of three scientific terms for an erection.

That Porcelain sure gives me a Dr. Bloodmuscle.

dr. bloodmuscle by kokoshka June 23, 2008

Bloodmount 

1. A creature from the largely popular game Gears of War 2
2. Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

I Bloodmounted Chris's mom last.

Bloodmount by Shmitty Warbenjagermanjensen April 10, 2011

bloodgoose 

it was a type of bird in 1188 that disappeard in 1534 they say it was a creature created by some type of humans that were like vampires able kendrick the 3rd discoverd this rare bird on july 14 of 1194 and soon relised this was no bird you would just see it had a relation to the vampires but mason pillinton did not agree he stated "its just some bird thats big there is no such thing as a vampire" and able was later killed after meeting a young man name unknown had been keeping those birds he said he had over a dozen of them and his last words were "they are real and some day sombody will prove it"

'wow look at the bloodgoose its so richly black'

bloodgoose by colin dorson September 11, 2020

bloodhouse 

A term used to describe an area where violence is common.

I want to shit in a bloodhouse.

bloodhouse by Lewis J D January 10, 2008

bloodmouthed 

Adjectival form of bloodmouth, pejoratively used by militant vegans to describe people who eat meat. Sometimes used as by omnivores and carnivores as a badge of honor, particularly among those who like their steaks very rare.

Fred is a real bloodmouthed carnist; he eats steak so rare that a good vet could still save it.

bloodmouthed by Werehatrack May 21, 2014