Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.
Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....
Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"
Me- maybe you should sign a release form.
Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?
Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub
Danny- "No WAY!!"
Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!