The opposite of bird flu. It only affects males- and symptoms include having a running nose an "a bit of a headache".
Nevermind bird flu! Have you heard about the bloke flu epidemic? The "bloke flu" epidemic has been round for years: It renders the unfortunate man bed ridden and usesless. The only cure- lucozade and TV under a duvet.
by Witness the Switness October 14, 2005