Top Definition
the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire
Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
by BloitusLover December 28, 2008
'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.
First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"
Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"
by The Fox of Bedford County July 04, 2009

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