blogurbating 

The kind of ego-floating verbal masturbation performed by bloggers who post their diaries online. Before the internet, this level of emotional accessing only occurred in the bathroom with a tissue to clean the mess.

Joe has been blogurbating in his room for hours.

blogurbating by rdawns January 18, 2009

blogulate

to perform analingus, rimming

I got my girlfriend to blogulate me, it felt sooooo good!

blogulate by Anonymous September 25, 2003