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1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive
2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?
#mean #grumpy #depressed #sad #incompetent #unproductive #unresponsive #nice #happy #competent #productive #responsive
by suthernt06 February 10, 2012
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1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period
person #1: "Ahh mate, why is she so smelly"
person #2: "Shes on her blobfish"
#blob #ocean #jesus #noah #fish
by mikey92 April 19, 2009
A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.
You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.
#amazing #blobbbfissshh #blobbyfish #fishblob #blob-fish
by myblobfish July 01, 2010
The Blobfish is a species of fish known for its distinctive blob shape, living 2,000-4,000 feet underwater near coast of Australia. The fish only has enough muscle to open its mouth, orient itself, and digest food. With no bones either, they can't swim, they just float around. To eat their food (sea urchins,mollusks, and small crustaceans) , the open their mouths and swallow it whole.
Without 60-120 times atmospheric pressure, Blobfish form a blob at the surface. Down there, they may look like a normal fish. Likewise, if an unprotected human were to dive that deep, we may turn into a pasty blob as well, and WE'LL look weird to the fish down there.

My favorite animal by far, not kidding.
by Myfartssmelllikecandy November 02, 2015
A bitch that is uglier or as ugly as a blobfish. A mega ugly bitch.
"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so you better go fishing otherwise you're gonna be left with the blobfish"
Lady Gaga is a serious Blobfish
via giphy
by Period4A March 26, 2016
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