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a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.
Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2008

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