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The part of Twitter that is occupied by African Americans in which several hash tags are trended in ebonics and users steal each others jokes. This part of Twitter is usually separated from the rest with the only evidence of its existence being trending topics.
Blitter tweet: #iwannaslap That One Annoying MF' That Always Feels The Need To State The Obvious Ignorantely. -___-

Twitter tweet: This woman obviously doesnt realize that all 20 of us are under the age of 30 and already know how to use computers. #wasteoftime
Blitter by steamer123 June 19, 2011
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Referring to Coffee: "Black and Bitter."
"How would you like your coffee, sir?"
"Blitter, please."
Blitter by Ray C (Jeeper) October 22, 2022

Bitter huddy 

Bitter huddys are ex-fans of the American TV series House who are unable to deal with the break-up of the so-called huddy couple (a portmanteau blending the character names House and Cuddy) and the subsequent decision of Lisa Edelstein (the actress who portrayed Cuddy) not to renew her contract and leave the series.

Bitter huddys tend to spend their time trolling House fansites to spoil everyone's fun, insult every fan who dares to enjoy the series without Cuddy, send hateful messages to the Twitter accounts of House crew and cast members, and generally display appalling behaviour that is increasingly painful to watch.

Most of their hate is directed at the series star, Hugh Laurie, and seems to be based either on the fact that he didn't release a public statement praising Lisa Edelstein until the begin of the new season, or (and the opinions seem to differ here) the fact that he didn't somehow prevent her leaving altogether. A third opinion seems to be that he should have abandoned the show when she did, in a contract-breaking display of solidarity.

While some bitter huddys eventually turn away from the series and find something new to enjoy, a small but very vocal group remains online, picking fights with other fans, starting unfounded rumours about the circumstances surrounding Lisa Edelstein's exit, and trying to spread hate and bitterness wherever they go.
House fan: I can't wait for the new episode! The promo looks very promising. I like especially the Wilson/Park scene.
Bitter huddy: No one cares about this series anymore since Cuddy left. The new actresses are all ugly and stupid, the stories are boring, and Hugh Laurie hasn't done any good acting since his last scene with Cuddy.

House fan: I wonder if they will bring Cuddy back for the finale. What do you think?
Bitter huddy: Lisa is so much better than this stupid show. Especially after Hugh Laurie couldn't even be bothered to say anything about her when she left. He's just a terrible person. I actually know that he was the one who forced her exit because she had more fans than all the other characters together. I even have proof for that but I can't share it in an open forum like this.

House fan: I always thought House and Stacy were the best couple.
Bitter huddy: You are delusional and stupid, everybody hated this storyline. Braindead idiots like you make me vomit.
Bitter huddy by HAYDEN C April 12, 2012

bitter fuck 

To constantly be in a bitter, or negative, mood because of past experiences. Always pessimistic. Very Cynical pretending to be someone you’re not.
“Did you see Will last night?” “Yeah he has been such a bitter fuck ever since his girlfriend cheated and left him.”
bitter fuck by Basic941 January 28, 2018

blister shaft

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
blister shaft by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.
Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.
Bitter Drunk Pirate by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020

bittervet 

An experienced computer game player who keeps complaining about new features that are added to his favorite game.
- Cataclysm sucks, i want vanilla WoW back!
- Stop being a bittervet, no one cares.
bittervet by freeusername December 16, 2012
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