The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.

In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
See that blinging car over there, the one with the spinning rims? I bet the driver is a tosser.
by grumblord March 16, 2007
An abreviated version of "blinding" the effect, often created by a lights reflection off a particularly shiny surface
Bling are items such as jewelry Puffy Wears or Vanna White's Dress
by C O'Rourke April 08, 2007
Another word for cocaine.
Joe: Yo son, you got any bling?
Tom: Ye boss, come round ere'
by Paul thomas jr November 23, 2006
Ill gotten gains. Expensive jewellery obtained by inflicting pain and suffering on others.
Mah bling I got ba fuckin' up yo poor crackheads' lives.
by greg rivers December 30, 2005
refers to good quality cocaine, the shine/sparkle in cocaine. also slang for crack cocaine
you have good stuff? yea i got bling yo.
you have bling? (crack)
by jhustler April 17, 2006
n. compelling desirablity, beguiling allure
That which is indefinably perfect has bling.
by John Bielenberg October 30, 2005
Proof that wealth can't buy class.
I gotta get into the fake jewelry business, all the retards buying bling I'll never go broke.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

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