blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

blindsiding the marlin by susanismyalias January 5, 2010

Blind Firing Mercy 

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.

I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.

Blind Firing Mercy by Agent 145 December 6, 2018

Blind Firing Mercy 

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.

I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.

Blind Firing Mercy by Agent 145 December 6, 2018

blindering 

Blinding & bewildering at the same time.

The fox walked through the blindering mist.

blindering by ipm November 10, 2019

blindering 

The state of being following a blinder into one’s eye hole.

We had a blindering time last night. It was sad.

blindering by Beanbag333 November 10, 2019

Blindwiping 

The act of wiping one's ass and dropping the soiled tissue straight into the toilet without inspecting it thus not knowing when one's ass is clean and poo free.

"Have you seen Simon's underwear, they're always full of skid-marks"

"Yeah, that's because he's been Blindwiping all of his life!"

Blindwiping by Crixxus July 19, 2025